New Orleans Part I

Tried to break up a dog fight, got bit, bled on the floor, went to urgent care, waited 2 hours, got stitched up, got a shot in my ass for the pain, left for New Orleans $200 and 5 hours later than I wanted to.

Skipped a planned stop in Britney Spears hometown and watched the full moon rise over the city as I drove in.

Checked into my hotel, tipped the bellman and fashioned a waterproof shower cast from a plastic bag and painters tape. Used my one good arm to pour myself a Jack Daniels. 

On days like this you take your whiskey into the shower with you.